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About ellanorigbyy : Hey, I'm Ella. Sixteen years old. I like food, Led Zeppelin, Kurt Cobain, playing guitar, and hiking.
Feel free to message me, because if I'm on FML, I'm most likely bored out of my mind. :)
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Today, I went to pick up my 6-year-old son from his friend's house. They were having a great time, and he didn't want to leave. So, while I wasn't looking, he superglued both his hands to their kitchen table. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML
Friday 1 August 2014