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  • Number of visits : 173
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About elizabeth26 : Just looking for some laughs. Feel free to message me :)

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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

#20927152
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43119) - you deserved it (4404)

On 10/20/2013 at 3:06am - love - by ShittyProposal - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He is the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

#12438405
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30310) - you deserved it (8131)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by verno02 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34287) - you deserved it (5882)

On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)



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