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eliz3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1988 (28 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 89964
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eliz3 : My life isn't particularly "fucked", but it's funny to read about yours.

eliz3's page activity

Visits<b>PresAgent</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 2:02am<b>Chibster</b> - the 08/01/2016 at 2:49pm<b>Giggidypope</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 5:55pm<b>night_and_day</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 3:56am<b>eski2015</b> - the 02/21/2016 at 11:34pm<b>radiocaf</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 9:29pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 6:45am<b>liv1222</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:53pm<b>threer</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 5:02pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 2:16pm<b>Siehnados</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 5:42am<b>demamcgirl16</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 6:49am<b>mitchellkirk2</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 9:18pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:19pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 12:19pm<b>UndeadCity9</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 3:55pm<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 12:16pm<b>10220706</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:07am

Fucked!<b>awkwardtico</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:58pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 10/08/2015 at 6:19pm<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:35am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:56am

eliz3's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

eliz3's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

by hedgehog5 / 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

by tool / 04/09/2009 at 2:03am / United States (Nevada) / Work

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

by Betsydoll / 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love