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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 89504
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eliz3 : My life isn't particularly "fucked", but it's funny to read about yours.

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Visits<b>nymerian</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 3:49am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 10:37pm<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 9:35pm<b>madi113</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:25pm<b>ACEGUY</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:39am<b>Nail9797</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 1:03am<b>monkeyforehead</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 8:41pm<b>iRydePwnies</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:20am<b>Aly_donawho</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:54am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/24/2015 at 10:56pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:13pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 5:15am<b>ElizaWy</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:02pm<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 8:37am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 02/18/2015 at 9:02pm<b>MissyPastaCreeps</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 7:49pm<b>Luna_Soleil</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 5:52pm<b>indigohippopo</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 11:26am

Fucked!<b>Dowbo</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 3:35am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 4:56am

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eliz3's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

#915764
434 comments

I agree, your life sucks (169959) - you deserved it (8529)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

#881347
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40956) - you deserved it (135556)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

#672131
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53871) - you deserved it (24240)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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