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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 July 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 89292
  • Number of comments : 296
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eliz3 : My life isn't particularly "fucked", but it's funny to read about yours.

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Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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425 comments

I agree, your life sucks (165462) - you deserved it (8460)

On 04/11/2009 at 3:14pm - misc - by hedgehog5 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was bored at my job at Home Depot. I got a bar code tattoo 3 weeks ago and thought it would be funny to scan it. I'm a $5.98 160z claw hammer. FML

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297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38553) - you deserved it (129460)

On 04/09/2009 at 2:03am - work - by tool (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes." He responded with, "I do pretend to love you!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53561) - you deserved it (24164)

On 03/28/2009 at 11:34pm - love - by Betsydoll (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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