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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 June 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55011) - you deserved it (9344)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)



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