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elisabethecstasy
  • Town/Country : Orlando, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 July 1991 (21 years)
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Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML

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