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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 April 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6667
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About elisabeth96 : haha. gunna have to ask me.

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Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37169) - you deserved it (95465)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML

#665920
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (86430)

On 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm - love - by WeezysBaby (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54708) - you deserved it (317364)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26818) - you deserved it (41696)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
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I agree, your life sucks (801346) - you deserved it (83549)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went into a shop, not really completely awake. To get to the upper floor, I took the escalator... in the wrong direction. After about 30 seconds (which seemed like hours) trying to climb up the wrong way, my brain started working and by that time I already had a few amused spectators watching me. FML

#722
24 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14916) - you deserved it (7969)

On 01/07/2009 at 12:53am - misc - by maaaryy - Sent from mobile version



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