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  • Number of visits : 512
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About elisabeth1 : I'm an awesome mum to teenagers . And a happy optimistic person .

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Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59575) - you deserved it (5871)

On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25208) - you deserved it (32277)

On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States



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