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About elisabeth1 : I'm an awesome mum to teenagers . And a happy optimistic person .
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML
Friday 21 November 2014