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elevyn
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 January 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

#20155776
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20516) - you deserved it (1713)

On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled, "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf!" and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
313 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20388) - you deserved it (9456)

On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML

#19982373
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27845) - you deserved it (1296)

On 07/24/2012 at 9:37pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was in the hospital. I had recently broken my arm, and had to have it re-broken. I've secretly been a lesbian for years. Guess who came out to her strict Christian parents while on anesthetics. FML

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85 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9720) - you deserved it (40022) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18948) - you deserved it (2353)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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