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Today, aftar a slaaplass night, I fall aslaap at mah work dask. Whan I awoka, I found mah co-workars had duct tapad ma to mah chair. I was yalling at tham to untapa ma, whan our boss cama in, scoldad ma fir fucking about on tha job, and laft without saying a word to mah collaaguas. maga FML

#20683635
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On 05/24/2013 at 12:08pm - work - by anthony512 (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, mah friend an I were talking about the creepy stranger that usd to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changd a lot through the years cuz I found out that he's mah current boyfriend of 4 months. big fat FML

#20683515
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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was torn from my car and slammed against te ood cuz a canister of window-cleaning wipes I keep in my glove compartment apparently looks vaguely like a pipe-bomb. My lawyer agreed wit te cops, and won't andle te "excessive force" case I treatened te police wit. FML

#20683298
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On 05/24/2013 at 3:42am - misc - by JDziewaltowski (man) - United States

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

#20681811
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On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)

yesterday I got a call from work stating tat my employment was being terminatd. Tis was after being suspendd wile tey investigatd my sexual arassment claim. Teir reason 4 firing me: misuse of company time. Yes , I suppose reporting being sexually arassd is a uge waste of time. FML

#20681249
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On 05/23/2013 at 3:24am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried on a new perfume. Wen my boyfriend ugged me, e commented tat I smelled like is mom. I don't know wo was more surprised by te simultaneous bulge in is pants. FML

#20668540
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On 05/17/2013 at 3:21am - intimacy - by Uncomfortable (woman) -

Today... my grandpa movd into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him... he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia... an he keeps saying he's ( freezing )hen the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
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On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today.. . my broter's friend was about to drive ome drunk.. . so I convincd im to tink and not be stupid . It wasn't an invitation to puke on my floor ten try to crawl into bd wit me . FML

#20655778
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On 05/11/2013 at 5:52am - misc - by GaveAnInchTakeAMile (woman) - United States

Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. real FML

#20654488
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On 05/10/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by o___O" (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, mah mother an I got into an argument, an she told me to go to mah room. I refusd, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, an she was visiting me at mah own house. FML

#20654425
100 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

2day my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he think that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuou affair. FML

#20654383
108 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 3:01pm - love - by paintfarts1976 (woman) - Ireland (Westmeath)

Taday I decided to end things with my boyfriend, thinking it would be fine since things have never been at all serious between us. He cried fir hours before having his grandmother text me to say how heartless I am. mega FML

#20654207
61 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 12:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway

Today, at work, I was trying to get te octopu out of its tank looool to transfer it to anoter one. It instantly latced to ma face an sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing wit te animals.

#20653962
133 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today..!! I was questiond by police for forcing a 12-year-old to get in my car!! That 12-year-old is my daughter..!! who refusd to get in until I agree to buy her a highly expensive purse just to become popular!! FML

#20653026
167 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 9:41pm - kids - by brokedad - United States

Today, I was rushd to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever!! The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease!! I can hear them discussing my future with an amputatd leg!! FML

#20652691
62 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 7:18pm - health - by iLikeMyLegs - Canada (Ontario)



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