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Today, a woman came into mah work an yelld at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard an it meltd. I work in Dary Queen. FML

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On 10/09/2011 at 1:11am - work - by ab (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out the people I babysit fir have a nanny cam!! Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend!! I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice!! FML

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I Had A Job Interview . The Only Moment I Impressd The Interviewer Was When I Talkd About Drama . He Startd To Talk About A Play I Hadn't Seen, But I Decidd To Agree On Everything He Was Saying . Suddenly He Said, "the Play Doesn't Actually Exist." I Silently Left The Room . FML

#17912138
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On 10/05/2011 at 4:33pm - work - by Lyingg (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, I WAS IN ENGLISH WHEN I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM . AS I WAS SIGNING OUT, THE TEACHER SAID ( DON'T 4GET THE HALL PASS! ) IT WAS A PLUNGER . I HAVE TO WALK ACROSS MY SCHOOL WITH A PLUNGER . FML

#17645605
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On 09/02/2011 at 4:44pm - misc - by d0rk_ - Canada (Quebec)

Today, ma son was eating a plum. I was busy in te kitcen, an e came running in saying "Mummy ma plum is wet", I told im it was fine an bit a bit off to prove it. He lookd at me an said "No Mummy! Can u was it please, I droppd it in ma potty". I feel ill. FML

#17606704
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On 08/28/2011 at 5:25pm - kids - by cjay2200 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, I was stuck in a room with a manho was catching flies. That I could cope with, until he insisted on turning the light out cuz it was 'stressing out his flies. FML

#17546019
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On 08/22/2011 at 7:04am - work - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today... I Went To The Movies. I Was Seatd Next To A Womanho Talkd Through The Film An Said: "Awwww" Every Time She Saw A Primate. I Went To See 'Rise Of Planet Of The Apes'. FML

#17527301
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today , I was preparing food in te microwave. I adn't noticed tat a fly ad flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my ot-pocket. FML

#17429478
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On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, looool I was working in costume at a recreation of a Confederation-era town. I had to convince a visitor that it's not, in fact, an Amish village, and we do actually leave after five. FML

#17402357
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On 08/08/2011 at 12:07am - work - by a-mishunderstanding -

Today, mah niece told me to go and fine mah own friends. She's 2, and I'm 18. FML

#17395246
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On 08/07/2011 at 5:52am - kids - by myheart75 - Australia (Victoria)

Today I Was Having A Great Time Shopping With Mah Gran, Until She Started Complaining About All The Foreigners Ruining Our Town, And Counting Each Person Who Didn't Look 100% British. It Wouldn't Even Have Been So Bad If I Wasn't Adopted Into The Family, From Russia. FML

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On 08/01/2011 at 11:05am - misc - by Foreigner (woman) - Jersey

Today , I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today,ile working at Subway, a man ordered a sub wit avocado . Wen I told im it was no longer available, e screamed, spit in ma face and ran out, pusing over an innocent bystander in te process . FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I Proposd To Mah Grlfriand . Sha Was So Happy That Sha Bagan Flapping Har Hands Around And Scraaming . Sha Was Flapping Har Hands So Hard Sha Smackd Harsalf In Tha Faca And Startd Crying . FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

TADAY I SAW MYSELF ON THE NEWS. I WAS ONE OF THE RANDOM PASSERS BY THEY HAD FILMED FIR THEIR STORY ON THE "FAT EPIDEMIC." FML

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On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)



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