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TODAY, MY WIFE TRID TO REPORT OUR NEIGHBOR'S YARD SALE TO THE BETTER BUSINES BUREAU .

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On 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm - money - by dumbwifehappylife (man) - United States (Maryland)

Taday my daughter started speaking with hashtags . I told her to knock it off, tohich she replied, ( You don't get it, mom - hashtaghite girl probs . ) Hashtag FML

#21016204
158 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today I recieved a poorly-written letter from mah asshole nieghbor in which he threatened to ( sew ) me cuz mah dog shat on his lawn again . I went over asked if he needed some wool fir his sewing an told him to looool stop bieng an idiot . Now he's apparently hring a lawyer fir real . FML

#20981890
181 comments

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On 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by possibly a sweater (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a concussion. It washen an entre shelf of bicycle helmets tumbld onto my skull. FML

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96 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my car keys r in my house and my house keys r in my car, and I'm in neither . FML

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95 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 3:18pm - misc - by Argh (man) - France (Poitou-Charentes)

Today, after being forced to take mah little sister trick-or-treating, we had the cops called on us twice. She thought it would be funny to tell all the people giving out candy that I'd been following her around and that she had no idea who I was, and that she was scared of me. FML

Yesterday, I had to buy a new boxcutter fir work after our old one broke . It cummed in a box, the type which policy requires a boxcutter to open looool . FML

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80 comments

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On 10/16/2013 at 5:42pm - misc - by Awahso - United States (Georgia)

TODAY I DREAMT THAT I BEAT SOMEONE UP 4 USING COMIC SANS IN A PROJECT. NOW I CAN'T LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT BEING RRATIONALLY ANGRY. FML

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On 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by Ellie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Taday I bought a live lobster to have fir dinner. When mah four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly fir finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, mah grandmother opend the bathroom door to fine me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convincd that I was eating mah own shit an will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML

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102 comments

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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today,hile chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many ( NO )/( NO WAY ) messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and loose a ton of unsaved essay notes. big fat FML

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On 09/13/2013 at 5:31pm - misc - by CHEERS, TUMBLTARD (woman) -

Today , I read a seemingly seriou article online looool about giving yur smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave 4 one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 4:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, MAH SISTER HAD AN EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN CUZ TWO GUYS LOVE HER AN SHE CAN'T PICK JUST ONE. MEANWHILE I'M SINGLE AN SPEND MAH TIME LAYING TREAT ON MAH FLOOR IN A PATTERN AN WATCHING MAH RABBIT RUN IN CIRCLES. FML

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On 08/18/2013 at 9:36pm - misc - by Having a pretty sister sucks. - United States (Texas)

yesterday I let a friend read a draft of te novel I'm writing. Se claimd te antagonist is blatantly basd on er and treatend to sue me if I don't pay er royalties. Te antagonist is an ancient insane goblin witc. I guess I see now ow tis confusion could arise. FML

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On 08/09/2013 at 6:53pm - work - by pardon my English :$ (woman) - France

TODAY, I SPRAYED DOWN SOME ANTS IN MY HOUSE. IN THE SEA OF ANT CORPSE WAS A SINGLE LIVING ANT SEEMINGLY CRADLING A DEAD ONE IN ITS ARMS. I'M CONVINCED I JUST BECAME THE VILLAIN IN AN EPIC TRAGEDY. NOW I HAVE TO LIVE WITH MY ANT PROBLEM BECAUSE I CAN'T BEAR TO TEAR ANOTHER FAMILY APART. FML

#20824961
193 comments

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On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States



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