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elen25
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 25 January 1983 (31 years)
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Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90645) - you deserved it (19051)

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