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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 May 1995 (17 years)
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Today, I saw a video of me last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40097) - you deserved it (122996)

On 08/20/2009 at 10:39am - misc - by ShiriSarah (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

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On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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