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Today, my bladder decided to empty itself while I was on a rollercoaster. FML
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On 04/30/2011 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)
Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -
Today, I was in the emergency room. The doctor told me that my injuries and back problems are the intensity of those after a car accident. I slipped on a grape. FML
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On 04/08/2011 at 6:35am - health - by ridella -
Today, I heard the four most dreaded words known to man during my first time: "Is it in yet?" It was. FML
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On 03/29/2011 at 1:26pm - intimacy - by Johntheladdo (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
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On 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm - misc - by fail (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML
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On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the hospital to visit my aunt and her newborn baby. The receptionist gave me the room number, and I went and my aunt was in the bathroom so I cuddle the baby, only to find that the woman who came out of the bathroom was a complete stranger. I was holding her baby. FML
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On 01/23/2011 at 2:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML
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On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML
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On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I put my old kitchen table at the end of my driveway with a free sign on it. Later, I saw my neighbor drag it to his yard with a $50 for sale sign on it. It's now gone. FML
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On 12/19/2010 at 12:41am - misc - by synyster505 - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
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On 12/15/2010 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
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