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Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40975) - you deserved it (11517)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

#17536285
470 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
243 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML

#17493328
131 comments

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On 08/16/2011 at 8:31pm - animals - by busybuzzybee - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

#17338945
332 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML

#17274904
33 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:05am - money - by talwin (man) - Reserved

Today, I ran out of gas while driving, and had to call a tow truck. I drive a tow truck. FML

#17259665
122 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 10:03pm - misc - by j - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
365 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
228 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I stepped in a turd. Not a dog turd, my grandmother's turd. FML

#16900217
161 comments

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On 06/28/2011 at 4:40pm - animals - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I used a fire extinguisher for the first time. Too bad it was on my car. FML

#16523437
47 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
342 comments

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On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I realized I have more dogs than I do friends. I have two dogs. FML

#16126414
142 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:48am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML

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150 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 1:58am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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