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Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML
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On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States
Today, at my job in the cosmetics department, I was helping a customer find something to her taste. She said, "I want a lipstick like you. Something that says, 'I'm a bitch'." FML
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Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
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On 10/13/2011 at 3:27am - misc - by happyshit (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
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On 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by sorenips - Canada (Quebec)
Today, while I was on the up escalator, a small woman in front of me farted directly into my face. FML
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On 10/02/2011 at 2:36am - misc - by Emmy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 10:56am - work - by PC Jones (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I realized my tampon goes deeper than my boyfriend. FML
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On 09/20/2011 at 3:45am - intimacy - by Cantgetno (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML
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On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
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On 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm - work - by Sammylad - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get a harmonica removed from my mouth. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm - health - by wheezy (man) - United States (Washington)
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