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by joser6969 / 10/29/2011 at 10:07am / United States / Work
Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
by cduran2011 / 10/14/2011 at 11:23am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving when I saw someone pulled over on the side of the road. Wanting to help, I pulled over. In so doing, I ran over a nail, which popped my tire. The guy had just pulled over to pee. FML
by happyshit / 10/13/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Arizona) / Transportation
by Beaky / 10/12/2011 at 1:09am / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
by Username / 10/10/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a great treadmill run at my gym, I noticed a stain on my clothing. Apparently my nipple chafed so badly that it bled through my white t-shirt, and I'd walked around the gym completely oblivious. FML
by sorenips / 10/03/2011 at 7:19pm / Canada (Quebec) / Health
by Emmy / 10/02/2011 at 2:36am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML
by essay2 / 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by PC Jones / 09/20/2011 at 10:56am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by Cantgetno / 09/20/2011 at 3:45am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/19/2011 at 10:39am / United States (Washington) / Health
by Sammylad / 09/07/2011 at 6:14pm / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by wheezy / 09/05/2011 at 10:52pm / United States (Washington) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir,… Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new… Today, while jailbreaking my dad's phone, I found out the hard way that it's jam-packed full of my…