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Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML

#19142654
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31838) - you deserved it (2666)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:49pm - kids - by crzyry (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a first date with a guy went so badly that he actually paid me to never call him again. FML

#19137276
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27397) - you deserved it (4795)

On 02/22/2012 at 4:37am - love - by Lonely Gay (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to leave the movie theater early because I couldn't fit in the chairs. I guess I'll see it when it comes out on DVD. FML

#19118368
247 comments

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On 02/19/2012 at 10:00pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, while in bed with my fiancée, I asked her to take off her pants so we could get it on. She said, "No, I don't feel like squeezing into them again." I was cockblocked by a pair of jeans. FML

#18974719
151 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 4:31am - intimacy - by DieTrying - United States (California)

Today, I picked up a prostitute. The prostitute was my sister, and I picked her up from jail. FML

#18967800
196 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was cooking with super hot ghost peppers. The package said "After handling them not to touch your eyes, nose or pets". They should've added "penis" to that list. FML

#18729935
359 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 9:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

#18565836
65 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 10:18pm - work - by Thomas - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
172 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend texted me and said I had forgotten my blue bra. I don't have any blue bras. FML

#18534349
148 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:17am - love - by fmll - Norway (Hordaland)

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, it's the last day of finals week. Unfortunately the only test I've passed this week is the pregnancy test I took during my lunch break in a Subway bathroom. FML

#18499980
25 comments

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On 12/13/2011 at 12:16am - health - by LogicalMolly - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went out in a storm to collect my wheelie bin, which had flown down the street. On the way back to my house, I realised my door had slammed shut and locked behind me. That's okay though, a trampoline decided to smash my window and let me in. FML

Today, my girlfriend refered to her vagina as a meat wallet, and to my penis as small change. FML

#18417408
153 comments

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On 12/03/2011 at 5:04am - intimacy - by trembelwick - Canada (Ontario)



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