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Today, I went into my classroom to find a bag of shit on my desk with a note saying, "Thanks for failing me b*tch!" FML

#19670939
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21660) - you deserved it (6766)

On 05/24/2012 at 12:59am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47051) - you deserved it (4367)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

#19572377
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13110) - you deserved it (41215)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33555) - you deserved it (9945)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
345 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6502) - you deserved it (86055)

On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14178) - you deserved it (51111) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I told the hairdresser that my kid had cut my hair. I don't have kids. I was just really drunk. FML

#19545053
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6362) - you deserved it (27727)

On 04/28/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by faux ma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML

#19510821
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17776) - you deserved it (25156)

On 04/22/2012 at 11:34am - misc - by stoggie96 - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22966) - you deserved it (3584)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

#19505395
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22966) - you deserved it (3584)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27384) - you deserved it (19387)

On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
420 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28786) - you deserved it (23121)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML

#19343817
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37451) - you deserved it (2475)

On 03/25/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by ohno - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, at my grandmother's funeral there was a fight about inheritance. It was my teenage daughters arguing about what they get when I die. FML

#19337842
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24321) - you deserved it (2563)

On 03/24/2012 at 9:20am - kids - by thammer - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

#19332280
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30971) - you deserved it (4694)

On 03/23/2012 at 11:34am - kids - by Confused (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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