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Today, I returned home to my parents' house, drunk. Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls. Five hours later, my mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen. In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge. FML
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Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
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On 07/12/2012 at 11:17am - misc - by hot coffee - United Kingdom (Surrey)
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
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On 07/10/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by Username (man) - United States
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
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On 07/04/2012 at 1:36am - love - by LonelyShowers (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm - misc - by BunniesOnAcid - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I finally achieved the perfect hourglass figure. Too bad I'm a guy. FML
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On 06/25/2012 at 10:05am - misc - by Wwiimaniac (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I divorced my husband of 20 years. The only positive thing about my day was my pregnancy test. Yes, it was his. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 10:57pm - misc - by GM38 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I got to see a waterfall up close. Too bad it was in my bedroom. FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:31pm - misc - by ducklover1 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while giving my fiancé a hand-job, my ring got stuck in his pubes. We had to awkwardly get to the kitchen to get scissors. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 10:14pm - intimacy - by Mega_bug - United States (Washington)
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by mystery - United States (Arizona)
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is she slept with my fiancé. FML
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On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML
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Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
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On 05/24/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by aaah. (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Monday 20 May 2013
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