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by ipaid350dollarsfornothing / 03/15/2013 at 3:09am / Qatar / Miscellaneous
by fmlman / 03/15/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous
by sales ham / 03/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by nopanties / 03/04/2013 at 12:11am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, while mopping floors at the police station, an inmate pissed on the floor, demanded that I suck his dick, begged me for a glass of water and finally informed me that he would kill my family. I said nothing and he started weeping softly. I laughed, but slipped in his piss and broke my arm. FML
by JimmyT / 03/03/2013 at 5:21pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Work
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
by douchegamer / 03/02/2013 at 10:38pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/14/2013 at 8:55pm / United States (Oregon) / Money
by gassy / 02/12/2013 at 9:18am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/13/2013 at 12:27am / Canada / Intimacy
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
by Sexting Parents / 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by 99Problemsandfml / 11/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Mike / 10/16/2012 at 4:07am / United States / Kids
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
by lils / 08/05/2012 at 1:45pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML
by opinaise / 08/02/2012 at 9:00am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Love
by My_Name_Is_Zach / 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm / Miscellaneous