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Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47157) - you deserved it (10191)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47157) - you deserved it (10191)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47157) - you deserved it (10191)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47157) - you deserved it (10191)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

#36168
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39180) - you deserved it (19328)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

#1554
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47302) - you deserved it (2806)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56142) - you deserved it (6826)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56142) - you deserved it (6826)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version



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