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ekim300

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ekim300

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  • Birth Date : Monday 19 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1393
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ekim300 : The name is Mike. Feel free to say hello. Friendly people are always welcome.

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Today I Handed Out 20 Resumes To A Variety Of Stores. To My Delight I Got A Phone Call The Same Day. Unfortunately They Weren't Calling About A Job They Were Informing Me On My Resume It Says "I Have A Dick." All Thanks To My Boyfriend Ho Thought It Would Be Hilarious. FML

#21382277
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27403) - you deserved it (3532)

On 03/27/2015 at 5:51am - work - by mareecasellafml (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turnd the TV on in a desperate attempt looool to drown him out. You'll never guess wat movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16) - you deserved it (1)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

YESTERDAY, WHILE WALKING OUT OF A STORE EATING A CANDY BAR, A HOMELESS MAN TRIED TO RUN UP AND STEAL CANDY . I STUCK A LEG OUT AND TRIPPED HIM . THE ONLY THING I COULD THINK OF TO YELL AT HIM WAS, "SWIPER NO SWIPING" . MY KIDS HAVE RUINED COOLNESS . FML

#21366982
163 comments

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On 03/02/2015 at 11:57pm - misc - by Dad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I got really anxious tinking I was going to looool piss off te guy beind me by not moving off at a stop ligt fast enoug. It got so bad tat I ad a panic attack rigt tere in my car. FML

#21361075
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26389) - you deserved it (6244)

On 02/22/2015 at 1:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

today my usband again lost is keys!! It's a daily struggle to fine tem!! Tis time tey were in an ice cube, literally!! He said e must ave accidentally puttd tem in tere wen making ice!! He's going to be te fater of my future cildren!! FML

#21360688
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33795) - you deserved it (7946)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:47pm - misc - by wife - United States (California)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47337) - you deserved it (3770)

On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO GET FRD, I SENT A SEXUAL LOVE LETTER TO MAH BOSS. WE'RE GOING ON OUR FRST DATE TOMORROW. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19806) - you deserved it (36088)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I shaved for the frst time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minute trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

#21349366
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14635) - you deserved it (38264)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (3671)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, wat a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. real FML

#21342921
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38245) - you deserved it (6725)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

I was facd with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to puttd in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30511) - you deserved it (4551)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, wa got a naw Roomba. I sat it to claan an cummad back an hour latar to find shit smaars all ovar tha floor. Apparantly, ona of cats had dona his businass in tha kitchan, an tha Roomba had draggad it around tha antra frst floor of housa. raal FML

#21336619
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32675) - you deserved it (5245)

On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today, I found out mah 7-year-old daughter really did lie about mah husband's "other girlfriend" as revenge 4 being groundd, and that he never cheatd on me at all. We're well into our divorce proceedings and he won't forgive me 4 not believing him when he denid it. FML

#21327839
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23403) - you deserved it (42534)

On 12/31/2014 at 2:00pm - kids - by skanula414 (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today , mah coworkar pointad to our narvou naw intarn and askad who ha was. I jokingly said , "Can't u tall? Ha's our naw slava." I than quickly raalizad how bad that soundad , givan tha intarn is black. FML

#21327404
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I agree, your life sucks (26667) - you deserved it (15625)

On 12/30/2014 at 8:39pm - work - by smooth - United States



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