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by frustrated / 05/17/2014 at 6:11am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use "stranger danger". Later that day, we went out and since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming "STRANGER DANGER!" A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2014 at 10:27am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by whatjusthappened / 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by hnickell93 / 12/10/2012 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after finishing a test, I decided to draw to pass the time. My teacher looked at the drawing and gave me a referral to the principal for drawing an "anti-Semitic picture." I'd drawn Superman. FML
by Superman / 11/15/2012 at 1:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by heartbroke / 11/03/2012 at 6:02am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by Kallian / 10/25/2012 at 3:08am / Australia / Money
Today, I had a job interview for a job I've been dying to have. As I'm walking into the office, the manager says, "Aren't you my son's ex, the one he cheated on?" All I could do was sit there quietly as he laughed at me. FML
by emilyparra1 / 10/23/2012 at 3:54am / United States (Florida) / Work
by 3023-dang / 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/12/2012 at 7:39pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by Timmeeh / 10/10/2012 at 12:45pm / United Kingdom (Monmouthshire) / Love
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