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eggfactory's favorite FMLs
by GogoTheGreat / 04/23/2012 at 10:12pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Miss_Kristen / 02/26/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Missouri) / Work
by anon / 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 1:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
by vanessa560 / 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by toomuch / 11/22/2011 at 4:36am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by EunJung / 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Tennessee) / Work
Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML
by Trimacle / 08/24/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, as I was walking back inside I noticed my mop leaning on the wall next to my door. I picked it up and started slow dancing with it, imagining it was the girl I'm in love with. I didn't notice my neighbours bunched up at their window laughing. FML
by anonymous / 05/04/2011 at 6:01am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/24/2011 at 3:29am / Australia / Work
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML
by Michelle / 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m a French teacher in Ukraine, and in class we were debating gun legislation. In order to… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…