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efrainelboricua
  • Town/Country : psl, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 July 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 302
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (3039)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, whilst stacking the dish washer I dropped a steak knife. Luckily, I caught it just before it hit my foot. I fist-pumped to celebrate my amazing catch and stabbed myself in the cheek. My parents couldn't stop laughing all the way to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9163) - you deserved it (28744)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:11pm - misc - by zztopspinner (man) - United States

Today, I was in a store when a child looked at me and said to his mother "look at that tall man!" His mother replied "he's an evil giant isn't he, darling?" I then mimed being an evil giant to make the kid laugh. His mother slapped me. FML

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On 09/21/2010 at 8:44am - kids - by cganon - United Kingdom

Today, I had to listen to my mother flirting on the phone with my dad's new girlfriend's ex-husband. FML

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On 09/19/2010 at 3:31am - love - by messyfamily (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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