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  • Town/Country : FunTown, USA
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43451) - you deserved it (361040)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having birthday dinner with my girlfriend and her parents, when her Dad asked what I got her she replied "He said he was going to give me a Pearl Necklace when we get home." I realized then that my girlfriend did not know what I meant by 'Pearl Necklace.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19556) - you deserved it (72185)

On 03/09/2009 at 9:35am - intimacy - by Ethan (man) - Australia (Queensland)



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