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Today, I found my first grey hair. How? My boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to point it out. FML

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Today, I was hammered, and on my way home I walked into a policeman. My logic was: if I'm on the phone, he can't talk to me, so I pulled my phone out and started speaking. The officer then asked me why I was speaking to my wallet. FML

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