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  • Town/Country : Las Vegas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 1896
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39010) - you deserved it (95474)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML

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On 05/18/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by imnotTHATlonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was visiting a national park and went for a swim. Afterwards, I needed to change clothes but the bathrooms were closed. I went off into the woods to change. As soon as I was naked, I heard hooves and sixteen people on horseback rode by. I'd stripped by a horse trail. FML

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On 05/16/2009 at 8:11am - animals - by FishStampede - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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On 05/15/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by badboyfriends (woman) - United States (California)



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