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About edgaropolous : I am very anxious, and I hate it!!!!!!
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at work. I work at a grocery store and a woman pulls a cart to me filld with chips, breads, lunch meats, and sodas. I said to her "Looks like you are going to have a fun party" she then looks at me and says "My mother just did, this is 4 after the funeral. mega FML
Yesterday, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowdd around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and askd a man what happend, preparing to check his vitals. I then realizd that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML
today I looked on my sister's phone. There was a text from her boyfriend: "Let's go camping again, I bought more condom so we won't make a big mess this time." Last time they went camping, they borrowed my sleeping bag. FML
Friday 27 March 2015