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About eddietuc : I met your mom the other day she seemed nice but she didn't say much maybe it was because my cock was in her mouth
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Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML