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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 351
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About eddiemusicjazz : Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm studying music and engineering. I work at Disneyland and hope to transfer to USC or Purdue for grad school! I also love baseball, snowboarding, skateboarding, and meeting new people! E-mail me at

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Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML


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On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML


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