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eddiemusicjazz
  • Town/Country : Azusa, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 232
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About eddiemusicjazz : Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm studying music and engineering. I work at Disneyland and hope to transfer to USC or Purdue for grad school! I also love baseball, snowboarding, skateboarding, and meeting new people! E-mail me at eddiemusicjazz@yahoo.com

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Today, I realized that choosing to live in the honors dorms was a terrible mistake. Quiet hours start at 6 PM and the only exception is if you are a member of the university marching band, which means you can practice your instrument at anytime in the lounge... located next to my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24131) - you deserved it (3779)

On 10/15/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by Matt (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30624) - you deserved it (4028)

On 09/27/2009 at 6:03pm - misc - by commando - United States (New York)



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