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eddeeezzyy

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1701
  • Number of comments : 409
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 33 posted

About eddeeezzyy : I'm an Armenian that looks like an Indian and talks like a Russian.

I don't always get suspicious looks in airports, but when I do, I have a full grown beard.

Please pray for my Armenian brothers and sisters in the northern Syrian town of Kessab.

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Today, I got stuck in traffichan a shootout startad somawhara bahind. I lowarad mysalf an suddanly a bullat puncturad a hola in tha raar scraan. Whan I managad to gat away, I callad my wifa in a panic. Sha didn't pick up so I sant har a taxt abouthat just happanad. Har raply: looool "K". FML

#20522482
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56338) - you deserved it (4135)

On 02/25/2013 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by n3ov (man) - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, I cummed home in a really good mood, and I greeted mah husband with a grin and a ( Hi, babe! ) He just muttered, ( Why can't u just DIE? ) and continued playing his video game!! FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38423) - you deserved it (4967)

On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today , I thought maybe I should go to my doctor cuz my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom , so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hipshile asking me y I'm no longer dating her son. FML

#20472109
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I agree, your life sucks (25597) - you deserved it (5548)

On 01/21/2013 at 9:41pm - health - by ouch (woman) - Canada (Prince Edward Island)

Today, I walked in on daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

#19454762
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23698) - you deserved it (2749)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38496) - you deserved it (32100)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today , mah mothar was ovar visiting. My thraa yaar old ran out of mah room chasing tha cat with his toy. Ha smackad tha cat with it , tha cat scratchad him , ha droppad it and ran away. I was busy with tha baby so I askad mah mom to taka tha toy away. Sha walkad back holding mah pink dildo. FML

#13876258
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24642) - you deserved it (10509)

On 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by bottomdrawerraider (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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