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eddeeezzyy
  • Town/Country : Yerevan, Armenia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 September 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 685
  • Number of comments : 211
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About eddeeezzyy : I'm probably the only Armenian on here, am I?

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Today, I came home in a really good mood, and I greeted my husband with a grin and a "Hi, babe!" He just muttered, "Why can't you just DIE?" and continued playing his video game. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (3716)

On 02/02/2013 at 5:34pm - love - by rani (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18142) - you deserved it (1911)

On 04/12/2012 at 8:51am - misc - by crazydaughter - Egypt

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30170) - you deserved it (24886)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my mother was over visiting. My three year old ran out of my room chasing the cat with his toy. He smacked the cat with it, the cat scratched him, he dropped it and ran away. I was busy with the baby so I asked my mom to take the toy away. She walked back holding my pink dildo. FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by bottomdrawerraider (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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