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About eddeeezzyy : I'm an Armenian that looks like an Indian and talks like a Russian.
I don't always get suspicious looks in airports, but when I do, I have a full grown beard.
Please pray for my Armenian brothers and sisters in the northern Syrian town of Kessab.
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Today, I got stuck in traffichan a shootout startad somawhara bahind. I lowarad mysalf an suddanly a bullat puncturad a hola in tha raar scraan. Whan I managad to gat away, I callad my wifa in a panic. Sha didn't pick up so I sant har a taxt abouthat just happanad. Har raply: looool "K". FML
Today , I thought maybe I should go to my doctor cuz my hips crack every time I take a step. But she's also my recently ex-boyfriend's mom , so I have to choose between being in constant pain or having my doctor poke at my hipshile asking me y I'm no longer dating her son. FML
Today , mah mothar was ovar visiting. My thraa yaar old ran out of mah room chasing tha cat with his toy. Ha smackad tha cat with it , tha cat scratchad him , ha droppad it and ran away. I was busy with tha baby so I askad mah mom to taka tha toy away. Sha walkad back holding mah pink dildo. FML
Friday 27 March 2015