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edanielleh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 879
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About edanielleh : Hello! Not to much to say, I am a college student, an athlete, and really lucky to be with an awesome guy! I speak my mind, so if i pissed you off don't worry about it. I am always brash.
Quick note to all creepy men- no, i do not want to have sex with you. in fact, i do not even want to talk to you. any creepy messages will simply be ignored.

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edanielleh's favorite FMLs

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I agree, your life sucks (30606) - you deserved it (2798)

On 07/13/2011 at 9:11am - misc - by butimarealbear (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

#15004070
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24764) - you deserved it (2168)

On 02/16/2011 at 4:08pm - misc - by clips (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML

#10396972
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25098) - you deserved it (4394)

On 05/07/2010 at 4:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

#7534159
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25139) - you deserved it (2357)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:01am - love - by pogodrake (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML

#6290019
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31443) - you deserved it (2606)

On 11/13/2009 at 5:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

#6131025
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37750) - you deserved it (2604)

On 11/03/2009 at 2:24am - love - by whysheheartless (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML

#5193582
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48203) - you deserved it (4517)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, someone broke my car's left side mirror. A friend of mine was buying a replacement one and texted me to confirm which one I needed. He asked: "It's the driver's side, right?" To which I replied: "Right". I got the wrong mirror. FML

#4975580
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12228) - you deserved it (42155)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mother told me she's disappointed in me for not going to a better college, and that if I was in the top ten of my class that the rest of those ten must be really dumb. Fact is, I threw away the acceptance letters to Carnegie Mellon and Cornell because I didn't want her to have to pay. FML

#4705802
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24248) - you deserved it (38067)

On 08/21/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I asked my parents to sign for me to enlist in the military. They asked me how much money the government gives them if I die. FML

#3971502
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50580) - you deserved it (6056)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Tallow101 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

#3036778
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38770) - you deserved it (4782)

On 06/19/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a children's day camp, one of the kids who is allergic to peanuts went into anaphylactic shock. I ran and grabbed the boys eppe pen. I was holding it backwards so the injection went into my hand, causing me to pass out and both of us to be rushed to hospital. FML

#1926595
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23956) - you deserved it (51135)

On 05/14/2009 at 10:11am - work - by MC (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over heading home from college. My car was full of my stuff from moving out and I couldn't reach the glove box. I told the cop this, and asked if he wanted me to go around to the passenger side to get my paperwork. He agreed. When I got out of the car he pepper sprayed me. FML

#1844293
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132318) - you deserved it (8612)

On 05/11/2009 at 2:55pm - work - by Ilovelife07 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I bought a brand new flat screen TV. When I brought it home it didn't work. Furious, I walked into Best Buy and yelled at a guy in a tucked in blue polo and khakis. I asked him why it didn't work and he said he didn't know. I kept screaming. He didn't have a nametag. He didn't work there. FML

#1101827
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11769) - you deserved it (115757)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by asdfghjkl (man) - United States (Ohio)



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