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edanielleh

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 748
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About edanielleh : Hello! Not to much to say, I am a college student, an athlete, and really lucky to be with an awesome guy! I speak my mind, so if i pissed you off don't worry about it. I am always brash.
Quick note to all creepy men- no, i do not want to have sex with you. in fact, i do not even want to talk to you. any creepy messages will simply be ignored.

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edanielleh's favorite FMLs

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

#20643910
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45851) - you deserved it (6126)

On 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm - kids - by me - United States (Texas)

Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML

#20581805
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32057) - you deserved it (3040)

On 04/09/2013 at 4:18am - work - by steppppphhhhhh - United States (California)

Today, a tenant in my apartment block told me about a nice shady place behind our building where he often goes to relax. Curious, I went looking for it. It was a quiet and secluded courtyard. At least until a man came out of nowhere waving a hammer in my face, screaming in a foreign language. FML

#20495981
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22491) - you deserved it (2759)

On 02/06/2013 at 6:14pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a cyclone hit my city. Though everywhere else is flooding, my house is fine. Well, that was until the toilet decided to overflow and regurgitate the entire town's sewerage. So now my only bathroom is covered in sewage, and I can't go anywhere else because of the flooding. FML

#20481750
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26202) - you deserved it (1805)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:47pm - health - by shitday - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while making dinner I cut my finger badly with a knife. When I yelled for my dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste my blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

#20458321
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30335) - you deserved it (2672)

On 01/14/2013 at 12:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to explain to my husband that the 5-second rule doesn't apply if you drop the floss into the toilet. FML

#20458013
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32071) - you deserved it (2628)

On 01/13/2013 at 10:36pm - misc - by PeeFlavouredFloss (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, one of my paintings was accepted into a local art gallery. It would've been a dream come true, had my "best friend" not submitted it under her own name and taken all the credit. FML

#20453750
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32865) - you deserved it (1945)

On 01/11/2013 at 2:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I'd stayed up all night to finish a detailed report. By the time I'd printed it I was late for work so I jumped in my car. Driving down the street, I saw my papers fly off the roof of my car. It was raining out. FML

#20112748
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16121) - you deserved it (6665)

On 10/11/2012 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it was my first day back at school. My social anxiety is so bad that I couldn't even raise my hand to use the bathroom because I didn't want people to look at me. FML

#20057693
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19450) - you deserved it (3854)

On 09/04/2012 at 5:55pm - health - by freakingout (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was swimming in my pool with my two sons. A few hours later while on Facebook, I saw that one of them had liked a photo with the caption, "Peeing in a pool, best feeling ever." FML

#19978741
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18734) - you deserved it (2177)

On 07/23/2012 at 12:28am - kids - by poolboy -

Today, my dad was driving me home and was angrily explaining how my boyfriend was a bad influence and that he was hanging out with the wrong crowd. After finally convincing him to give him another chance, we stopped at a traffic light just in time to see my boyfriend being chased by police. FML

#19887405
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10514) - you deserved it (32465)

On 07/03/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Jenna (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, my brother and I were shoveling mulch. He pushed me in and then ran away, laughing hysterically. I was stuck in the mulch, and no one would help. I was literally in deep shit. FML

#19528720
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18882) - you deserved it (2172)

On 04/25/2012 at 7:08pm - misc - by horselover7766 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML

#19375581
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15306) - you deserved it (4121)

On 03/30/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (6333)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

#17633677
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (4084)

On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom



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