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  • Town/Country : La Grande, United States
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 75
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About easilyboredone : Don't mind me just a lurker passing through

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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

#19949637
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12242) - you deserved it (40235)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

#18325691
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26708) - you deserved it (2173)

On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37620) - you deserved it (10110)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43923) - you deserved it (10823)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38178) - you deserved it (18971)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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