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Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

#19949637
283 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11395) - you deserved it (39220)

On 07/17/2012 at 11:32am - intimacy - by tuggernuts (man) - United States

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23927) - you deserved it (1965)

On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34745) - you deserved it (9623)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41015) - you deserved it (10104)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35211) - you deserved it (17971)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by fmlfmboyfriendah (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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