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About earnie63 : I'm just a Darn Ole Redneck. I live so far back in the woods that they have to pump the sunshine in and I pump the Moonshine Out.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML
Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML
Friday 28 August 2015