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About earnie63 : I'm just a Darn Ole Redneck. I live so far back in the woods that they have to pump the sunshine in and I pump the Moonshine Out.

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Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

#13817966
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I agree, your life sucks (33151) - you deserved it (6551)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, 'I wish you liked anal.' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19943) - you deserved it (37632)

On 11/12/2010 at 11:31am - intimacy - by lisacasabonita (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML

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On 11/11/2010 at 8:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the Museum I volunteer at, I was touching some of the things in the exhibit where you can feel what natural boobs and testes feel like. I started rolling the "boob" like a stress ball and forgot where I was. When I realized people were staring, it became very awkward. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9158) - you deserved it (38487)

On 11/11/2010 at 6:30am - intimacy - by latino (man) - United States (Florida)



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