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  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (16 years)
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Today, I woke up finding myself violently humping my pillow. My mom recorded it. FML

#3474895 (186)

I agree, your life sucks (54085) - you deserved it (9225)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:58am - intimacy - by R_U_CEREAL (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

#3470108 (463)

I agree, your life sucks (54652) - you deserved it (9103)

On 07/04/2009 at 12:49am - love - by Cococautly (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married". FML

#3447565 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (45205) - you deserved it (3140)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my daughter asked me what the youngest age you should start having sex is, being a good mother I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been married. My daughter then said, "Oh...shoot." and walked away. My daughter is twelve. FML

#3344863 (494)

I agree, your life sucks (59813) - you deserved it (8577)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

#3256249 (293)

I agree, your life sucks (6672) - you deserved it (105593)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I spent an hour writing 80 thank you cards to everyone who attended my graduationg party. After carefully personalizing each one and sealing them shut, I realized I did not mark the envelopes with names. FML

#3107410 (97)

I agree, your life sucks (12605) - you deserved it (31482)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

#2772494 (859)

I agree, your life sucks (88866) - you deserved it (52485)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I woke up to my wife talking in her sleep, "No Brandon! I don't want to have sex!" My wife won't have sex with me when she's awake OR in her dreams. FML

#2697150 (194)

I agree, your life sucks (62337) - you deserved it (4232)

On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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