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  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 189
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eMurpH : Just a young man trying to make it in life with starting an urban clothing line and currently taking business courses at the University of Michigan. Lets see, I'm a funny ass guy, I love chillin' with my friends, I absolutely hate being bored so I'm always looking for new things to do. You can call me an adrenaline junky but I'm not stupid enough to do the super crazy shit. I got random goals in life that I wanna accomplish like getting a helicopter license. Umm, I'm a very loveable dude and love to meet new people. Feel free to message me before I get bored as hell on here.

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