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by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 7:39am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by makeupsex / 02/14/2012 at 6:25am / Canada / Intimacy
by Just_Me_88 / 02/14/2012 at 1:32am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/14/2012 at 12:24am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by ontherun2012 / 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by chlolivia / 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm / Canada / Love
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 02/13/2012 at 6:32am / United States / Health
by Kevin / 02/13/2012 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML
by amythest / 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Kids
Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
by Alyssa / 02/12/2012 at 7:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML
by TowelSinger / 02/12/2012 at 3:07am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I woke up to the sound of screaming: my two daughters had found their hamster had gotten wet… Today, I realised how much I hated socialising when I contemplated starving over going downstairs… Today, in class, the guy next to me seemed anxious. My desk was shaking from his leg bouncing and I…
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…