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Today, I received a cute letter in my locker. It was in German, so I used Google translate. Apparently, someone hopes I choke on big fat cock. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by kittens go meow - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend came with me to my first prenatal gynecologist appointment. Half way through the pap smear, I look over and see him grinning pervertedly and staring down the doctor's shirt. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by unicorn - United States
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm - health - by ryuken23 (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)
Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 7:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 6:25am - intimacy - by makeupsex (woman) - Canada
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States
Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've been sending to her while she is away have been accessible by the whole family. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I finally received my passport. Too bad my flight to Italy left last week. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 11:22pm - misc - by ontherun2012 - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 7:28pm - misc - by chlolivia (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 8:37am - intimacy - by lotrgeek (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML
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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Monday 17 June 2013
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