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Today, the couple with three noisy toddlers in the apartment above mine finally moved out. A couple with a non-stop crying newborn moved in. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm - kids - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML
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Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia
Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Jeathrow - United States (California)
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm - misc - by Jedi2500 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm - health - by TerribleAddiction - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm - misc - by jess (woman) - United States (Montana)
Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML
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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I walked out and saw four kids mercilessly keying my car. When I questioned them on it, they said "Oh, that was your car? Oh well at least we didn't pee on your door handles too." FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm - kids - by MC Turtledick - United States (Washington)
Today, I forgot to grab toilet paper on the way home from work. Since I don't have a car and all of my friends have plans for Valentine's Day I'm now down to wiping with cotton balls. FML
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On 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm - health - by no tp (woman) - United States (Colorado)
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