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e077's favorite FMLs
by mypoolisstilldirty / 02/16/2012 at 11:26am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
by Jeathrow / 02/16/2012 at 10:01am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 10:59pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Jedi2500 / 02/15/2012 at 6:53pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by TerribleAddiction / 02/15/2012 at 12:50pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, I walked out onto the driveway to find my mom standing on the wet pavement, screaming at the worms that had come out after the rain, saying that they were "on private property" and that they were "trespassing." All of our neighbors had come out of their houses to watch. FML
by jess / 02/15/2012 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 7:46am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 12:18am / United States / Love
by Bondi414 / 02/15/2012 at 12:05am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by MC Turtledick / 02/14/2012 at 8:28pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by no tp / 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by kittens go meow / 02/14/2012 at 7:35pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, after breaking down in front of my therapist over some really sensitive issues, she decided to also break down. Not about my story but about her own life. I'm not being paid to comfort and console my therapist. FML
by ryuken23 / 02/14/2012 at 2:16pm / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's… Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom,… Today, I was laying in bed making out with a girl. After trying to figure out for a while why she…