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Today, I got up at 4:30 am, went to my job as the newspaper guy. Nobody was there to open the door, it was raining and I was freezing. I decided to wait, because I really wanted my salary. At 6 o'clock my boss opens the door and says, "Oh, it's you. Well, you're fired. We can't pay you anymore." FML
by Shan007tjuuh / 03/06/2012 at 3:57am / Netherlands / Work
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
by mishie1 / 02/21/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by bloodshedblack / 02/21/2012 at 12:01am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
by Carpet cleaner / 02/20/2012 at 9:15pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by elizabethyeo / 02/20/2012 at 5:01am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by OhMyWhitney / 02/20/2012 at 2:41am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/20/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Transportation
by Anonymous / 02/19/2012 at 6:17am / United States / Transportation
Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML
by BOOP / 02/17/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Montana) / Transportation
by Cheap N Happy / 02/17/2012 at 4:44am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2012 at 3:01am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Christinemh329 / 02/17/2012 at 1:22am / United States / Work
by Username / 02/16/2012 at 6:30pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I dropped my bag to run after my two year old who had bolted in the parking lot. Once he was in his seat, I got in and drove away. I felt two large thumps as I drove over my own iPad, cellphone and wallet. FML
by ray / 02/16/2012 at 1:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a… Today I got a question from a guest at work. I work as a scenic tour pilot and our airplanes have a…