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dzhonatan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 955
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dzhonatan : I love any adventure and outdoor sports, like climbing, skiing, hiking, camping, rock climbing, skinny dipping, etc.
I've been interrogated by the KGB. I speak Russian. I've hung out with a nomadic Muslim tribe in their caves. I'm an adventurous and really open-minded guy. Anyone can hit me up to chat. Love getting messages!

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dzhonatan's favorite FMLs

Today, two Jehovah's Witnesses rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied, "Basic reasoning?" A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits you in the eye. FML

#17468167
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I agree, your life sucks (34768) - you deserved it (9626)

On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29879) - you deserved it (15517)

On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26780) - you deserved it (4223)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I sneezed so violently that my tampon came out. FML

#17227905
367 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 9:06am - intimacy - by Sarah - United States

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
509 comments

I agree, your life sucks (131487) - you deserved it (7340)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
429 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73678) - you deserved it (7678)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16599) - you deserved it (41385)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States



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