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About dx169 : I'm a giver. When I see someone who thinks life is effed, I give them hope. Hope is what the world needs. Hope is something I provide.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML
Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML
Friday 28 August 2015