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dx169
  • Town/Country : FV, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3590
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dx169 : I'm a giver. When I see someone who thinks life is effed, I give them hope. Hope is what the world needs. Hope is something I provide.

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Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus' new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42511) - you deserved it (20527)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by notguilty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44707) - you deserved it (6832)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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