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  • Number of visits : 44975
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About dwights : Hey I'm 18. I'm from California. I love the ocean. thats pretty much it.

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Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping 4 me. FML

#3706736
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22109) - you deserved it (42096)

On 07/13/2009 at 1:14am - misc - by greek_dancer (woman) - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

#3705241
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8581) - you deserved it (80022)

On 07/13/2009 at 12:28am - love - by Terry (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45908) - you deserved it (11526)

On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my girlfriend,ho never initiates sex , pulld me into my room and onto my bd with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this fir once , she reaches down , grabs my underwear , and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever receivd.

#3684210
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71493) - you deserved it (12613)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

Today , my girlfriend,ho never initiates sex , pulld me into my room and onto my bd with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this fir once , she reaches down , grabs my underwear , and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever receivd.

#3684210
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71493) - you deserved it (12613)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS ATTEMPTING TO TEACH A BUNCH OF 2ND AN 5TH GRADER ON WHY IT'S SO IMPORTANT TO FACE YUR FEARS AN TRY YUR BEST. IT WAS GOING PRETTY WELL, UNTIL I WAS ATTACKED BY A PAIR OF BUTTERFLIES. I AM AFRAID OF BUTTERFLIE - I RAN AWAY SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL. FML

#3682423
162 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 12:35am - animals - by tryscal - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. real FML

#3681889
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50934) - you deserved it (4981)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was involved in a car accident!! I wasn't the driver of either car!! I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign looool as a car hit it!! FML

#3660807
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51252) - you deserved it (2362)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by ttsutaoka (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Went On A Date , And Everything Was Going Fine- Until The Ride Home. On The Way , I Starting Having Progressively Bad Stomach Pains. Once She Left The Car , I Passd The Worst Gas That I Had Ever Encounterd. As I Began To Drive , She Knockd On The Window. She Forgot Her Purse In The Car. FML

#3656488
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40029) - you deserved it (4964)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , my mum calld and told me she had bought me a new , white dish washer for my apartment cuz it doesn't have one . I was SO excitd and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could . I only had to pay her $1.25 . She bought me a sponge . FML

#3650725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40288) - you deserved it (7833)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife and I decided to try a relationship book. The first activity was to write down some things your partner does that bothers you. I made a very long list, then my wife and I swapped papers. She'd written, "nothing, I love everything about you." She read my list and began tearing up. FML

#3648052
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24883) - you deserved it (65978)

On 07/10/2009 at 7:18pm - love - by failhusband (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I Gave My Boyfriend A Spontaneous Blowjobile We Were Watcing TV. After E Finised, I Tried To Pull A Sexy Move I'd Seen In A Porno By Zipping Is Pants Back Up Wit My Teet. His Foreskin Got Caugt In Te Zipper And We Spent Te Next Few Ours In Te Emergency Room. FML

#3604059
182 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, while working as a cashier, I was ringing up an elderly woman's massaging shower head, when she said, "If I had a man lyk you, I wouldn't ned this." She then gave me her number. FML

#3500742
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43321) - you deserved it (2953)

On 07/05/2009 at 8:11am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, My Boss Told Ma Ha Is A Suparharo. Ha Has Writtan Countlass Comics About His Crusadas And Advanturas. I Maka Fifty Dollars An Hour Lass Than Him. FML

#3494864
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (3970)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:53am - money - by iloveZELOS (woman) - United States



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