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  • Number of visits : 44972
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About dwights : Hey I'm 18. I'm from California. I love the ocean. thats pretty much it.

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Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51933) - you deserved it (4146)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)

TODAY... GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO NAME PENIS. AFTER 5 MINUTE OF THINKING UP NAMES... SHE FINALLY PICKED ONE. SAY HELLO TO SQUIRTLE. FML

#4201087
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67157) - you deserved it (15366)

On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day an asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when thier killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, an now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. big fat FML

#4188521
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42518) - you deserved it (8585)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I covered for friend at work because he said he was having car troubles an was going to be late. Two hours into the shift , I got a call from roommate asking why girlfriend had moved out. Turns out , I'd covered friend's shift so he could help girlfriend move out behind back. FML

#4173235
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44630) - you deserved it (2858)

On 07/30/2009 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, I was downtown wit ma boyfriend around Noon wen we walkd past a few guys wo soutd out to me ( You're te most beautiful girl we've seen all day )!! My boyfriend's response was ( It's still early!! ) big fat FML

#4156114
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48763) - you deserved it (4090)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:32am - misc - by epicc1584 - United States (Maryland) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today.. . my mom cama into my room to hava a haart to haart talk . My dildo was sitting on tha nightstand . I didn't notica until sha told ma to maka sura tha dog didn't gat it . raal FML

#4156133
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12275) - you deserved it (48511)

On 07/30/2009 at 8:02am - intimacy - by BrokenVow (woman) - Canada (British Columbia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

today I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" an "delete" have become "too technical" fir users. FML

#4133060
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52472) - you deserved it (2409)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)

today I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" an "delete" have become "too technical" fir users. FML

#4133060
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52472) - you deserved it (2409)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)

today I was at work doing phone computer support helping a woman with her computer. I asked her to close all her open windows. She deleted all the important company documents in the open folder instead. I got fired because "close windows" an "delete" have become "too technical" fir users. FML

#4133060
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52472) - you deserved it (2409)

On 07/29/2009 at 12:34pm - work - by pixelbaker (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today I just found out dad got ramarriad a yaar ago. Ta woman is officially living wit us I got to ava lunc wit ar alona today. I found out sa is only 22 wit a 14 yaar old littla brotar. My dad's 47. I'm 17 now wit a 14 yaar old uncla an a mom tat can pass for looool girlfriand. FML

#4126370
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53105) - you deserved it (2656)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I just found out dad got ramarriad a yaar ago. Ta woman is officially living wit us I got to ava lunc wit ar alona today. I found out sa is only 22 wit a 14 yaar old littla brotar. My dad's 47. I'm 17 now wit a 14 yaar old uncla an a mom tat can pass for looool girlfriand. FML

#4126370
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53105) - you deserved it (2656)

On 07/29/2009 at 2:22am - misc - by Beefballs (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

I had two minutes to get to the bus stophich usually takes me eight minutes. I had to catch that bus to be at work at the hospital in time. I was in such a hurry, I didn't have the time to tie mah shoe laces. I ran with untied shoe laces. I did end up in the hospital. mega FML

#4108973
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34244) - you deserved it (13552)

On 07/28/2009 at 2:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49034) - you deserved it (9332)

On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)



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