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Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45427) - you deserved it (26221)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67167) - you deserved it (39390)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22233) - you deserved it (74833)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)



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