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dusthar

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  • Town/Country : Brisbane, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 February 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1522
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dusthar : FML is essentially my morning coffee, I wake up, grab my phone and read the day's new FML's.
I'm an avid gamer and I binge watch way too much television shows. I've probably seen all 18 seasons of South Park AT LEAST 7 times each. What can I say? That's the life of a uni student.
Message me if you want.

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dusthar's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

#21505072
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (1524)

On 12/18/2015 at 5:17am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I figured out why my 'best friend' hasn't talked to me in weeks. She assumed an FML post she read was about her. It was posted in 2009. I met her last year. FML

#21487650
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25344) - you deserved it (1633)

On 11/02/2015 at 10:55pm - misc - by likecomeon - United States (Arizona)

Today, during a work meeting, my boss leaned over to me and whispered, "I suggest we fuck". FML

#21470740
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27419) - you deserved it (2282)

On 09/20/2015 at 7:59pm - intimacy - by M - United Kingdom (North Somerset)

Today, I took new sleeping meds. One of the side effects was sleepwalking. I had a dream my girlfriend wanted me to pee on her. Apparently, while sleepwalking, I pissed all over our dog. FML

#21423425
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24728) - you deserved it (2996)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:03pm - health - by feels like an asshole - United States

Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML

#21294686
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17989) - you deserved it (33091)

On 11/08/2014 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46742) - you deserved it (29816)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML

#21182978
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43196) - you deserved it (5125)

On 06/21/2014 at 11:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

#21117679
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55293) - you deserved it (4821)

On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML

#21008001
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47735) - you deserved it (5702)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:23am - animals - by honeybunny90 - United States (Texas)

Today, after having recently told my 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60317) - you deserved it (9754)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband thought it would be acceptable to watch Breaking Bad on Netflix with my 4-year-old in the room. What happened to be the only line he picked up? "Well heil Hitler, bitch!" I found out from his preschool teacher. FML

#20865525
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45132) - you deserved it (4977)

On 09/03/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I discovered I have epilepsy. 10 years ago, I told my mother about my frequent fits of vertigo, deja vu, nausea, flashes of memory and strange sounds, smells, and images, coupled with an other-worldly feeling. I thought they were holy visions. So did she. FML

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

#20836671
115 comments

Today, while taking my boyfriend's virginity, he started moaning, "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" He then started crying and praying. FML

#20810724
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61136) - you deserved it (9401)

On 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by JustSomeGuy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

#20798640
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60977) - you deserved it (13130)

On 07/23/2013 at 12:04am - intimacy - by suckstosuck (woman) - United States (California)



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