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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dumbgenius : i am an oxymoron
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a cynical optimist
a conservative democrat
a liberal republican
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Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41495) - you deserved it (5642)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19058) - you deserved it (68833)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38708) - you deserved it (8693)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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