Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

dumbgenius

Search for a member

dumbgenius

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 590
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dumbgenius : i am an oxymoron
a happy pesimist
a cynical optimist
a conservative democrat
a liberal republican
a dumbgenius

dumbgenius's page activity

Visits<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 10:02pm

dumbgenius's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

dumbgenius's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

#2492585
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45613) - you deserved it (7010)

On 06/01/2009 at 2:52am - misc - by crazyjohnny - United States (California)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21363) - you deserved it (73452)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML

#2405014
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39478) - you deserved it (8778)

On 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm - animals - by reb2632 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



FML's blog

  • Élodie's Illustrated FML
  • Aaaaah, the beach, the sunshine, cool water against our skin...  Nah, just kidding, I can't afford a trip to the beach. This blog is being written from a grotty apartment in the less salubrious parts of…

Friday 18 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: