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by daddy's girl / 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, an elderly gentleman came into my store complaining of a toothache, so I showed him where the Orajel was located. He then insisted on making a big scene, claiming that I really had the magic touch and if I would just stroke his cheek all his pain would go away. FML
by itsrathersmall / 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
Today, I broke my right leg. I've had one shot of morphine, and even that only relieved the pain a little. It's now totally worn off and I have yet to get pain medication of any kind. My leg has been broken for over nine hours now. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 4:12am / United States (West Virginia) / Health
by sad child / 08/27/2011 at 3:45am / United States (New York) / Health
by teeth / 08/10/2011 at 1:00pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
- Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called… Today, I had a job interview. I was feeling good about it until I saw the interviewer. It was a guy… Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm…