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duhanii
  • Town/Country : Connecticunt, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 September 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1112
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About duhanii : twenty.
college student.
loud.
crazy.
love bright colors.
being random makes everything more fun.
the end.

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Today, my family decided it would be hilarious to catch the biggest moths they could and let them loose in my room. I'm terrified of moths and they thought it would be 'funny as hell' to watch me freak out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22388) - you deserved it (4172)

On 08/18/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by livgasms - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

#1127830
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53441) - you deserved it (3099)

On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went to my new job at a pre-school. I was really excited because everything was going so well, and a little boy even said he was drawing a picture of me. He even gave it to me when he was finished. Well it was me, but I was also on fire and being stabbed and shot multiple times. FML

#1127830
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53441) - you deserved it (3099)

On 04/19/2009 at 7:07pm - work - by guessimdead (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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